well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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