fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
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