Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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