butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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