i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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