Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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