I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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