I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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