??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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