just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
You ruined the universe
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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