areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
We are two peas in an std pod
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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