Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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