Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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