are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Randomize
