My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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