I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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