so let's talk penis.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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