do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
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