false alarm. still invincible.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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