i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
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