Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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