Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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