Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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