we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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