Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
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