How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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