yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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