I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
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