hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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