I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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