i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
You have to summon your inner elephant
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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