Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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