sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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