Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I am naked and annoyed.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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