I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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