do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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