the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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