summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Randomize