But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Randomize
