This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
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