I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
being pregnant is like rehab
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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