Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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