doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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