he puts the penis in happiness.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I'm sobbing to NWA
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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