She said her name was "party"
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
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