We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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