I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
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