Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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