is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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