with your own penis?
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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