apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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