thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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