i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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