worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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