Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
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