This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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